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HODLBABY 2023

Well, here we are, Apes. It's 2023. Shorts aren't closing, we're not selling.
This is battle for the ages. May the Apes prevail!

While we wait to become stupid rich, we can find each other out in the wild by wearing our favorite
Splendid's Things gear.
Get some!


200 products
  • Rocket Yellow Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Sleeping Baby Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Sleeping Baby Ape Varsity Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Black & White Tees with Gorilla wearing green button-up shirt
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Black & White Tees with Gorilla wearing blue jean jacket on yellow background
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Chess Board Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Happy Ape Premium Short & Long Sleeve T-Shirts Unisex
    $26.99
    $26.99
  • Gorillionaire 2023 Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Napping Ape Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Slacker Ape Alpha Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Slacker Ape Catfish Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Slacker Ape Hulker Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Gen X Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Gen Xer Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Surfer Blue Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Surfer Green Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Surfer Violet Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Space Ape 2023 Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Space Ape Orange Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Space Ape Steampunk Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Space Ape White Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Queen Gold Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Queen Indigo Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Emerald Ape King Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Emerald Ape Tycoon Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Daisies Baby Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Daisies Dad Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Daisies Mom Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Dance Party 2023 Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Dance Party Moves Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Space Cowboy Cyan Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Space Cowboy Royalty Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Strong Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Strong Neon Pop Art Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Ape Tycoons Club Med Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Apes in Paradise Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Cosmic Apes Trippy Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Cosmic Apes Wowsers Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Gorilla Guru Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99
  • Majestic Ape Pullover Hoodies & Sweatshirts
    $39.99
    $39.99